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Edition Friday, November 6, 2026, 2 articles in Sports
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The PSG reinvents the concept of permanence thanks to Mika Godts
After a few months of adjustment, the young Belgian attacker has transformed into an unshakeable pillar of Paris Saint-Germain's 4-2-3-1 formation. Since Mika Godts' arrival, the French capital has stopped counting missed minutes and now only measures continuous presence. An anonymous observer tracking the league since 1998 notes that the attacker, once prone to intermittent…
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Yamaha suspends Qatar, MotoGP considers banning fat
The decision by Yamaha's racing team to boycott the Qatar Grand Prix, citing the "situation in the Middle East," has triggered a chain of sporting threats of unprecedented…